I was duped
The Jolie-Pitt clan does not, as reported by Entertainment Tonight, have any new additions. I was stoked when I opened my lovely gossip sites and read that Angelina gave birth to their twin girls in France today and they named them Island and Amelie. Now, I hate the movie Amélie (and apparently I'm the only person in the universe who does, this alongside my dismissal of The Beatles as anything but an overblown fad) and thereby couldn't fathom naming my child that, but Island? Pure genius, Jolie-Pitts. Pure. Fucking. Genius.
But, to my dismay, the couple's spokesperson said that they're basically just chillin and that no birthing has taken place.
Le sigh.
