6 posts tagged “humor”
It's sort of up in the air as to whether or not I'd care, but it would definitely be like everything else in my life - extreme. I'd either be getting up at 6:00 in the morning totes giving a damn, or I'd be like, "Could y'all please quit ruining lives and just chill? Thankssssssssssss."
Random Teacher: My friend was thinking about dating this guy who worked at a zoo. I told her, 'He's sure to be a keeper!' HA HA HA HA HA
Knee slapper. For realz.
PS - You're welcome.
The first websites, in order, that I open when signing online:
1) Gmail - To say that Gmail is my life is maybe understating it. I basically have panic attacks when I can't open my Gmail or when I go long periods of time without being able to access it. Call me crazy or connected.
2) PerezHilton.com - I am a celebrity gossip freak. It's scary. While I do not have a television (or even the internet) at home, I somehow manage to know more about pop culture and the life of the stars than everyone else around me combined. It's sort of messed up my view on what others know, as well. As in, it's gasp-worth when people aren't up on Britney's shenanigans because, hi, that's my life right there.
3) MSNBC - My news site of choice. I not only have a need for speed, but a need to be up-to-date on current events. I like to be savvy.
4) PostSecret - trust me
5) Overheardinnewyork.com - Basically my days suck after about six seconds so I go to this site about 84 times daily to laugh. People are hilarious, you know, in general.
