6 posts tagged “overheardeverywhere”
Jenny
Made the Same Observations About Every Church
Fundraiser
Respectable-looking chick on cell: Not *nearly* enough
trannies.
Vallejo and Powell
San
Francisco, California
Overheard by: Wild Dog
Boy
via Overheard
Everywhere, Jun 19, 2008
9AM
Mom's No Miracle Worker
Mom, as toddler runs into doorway: Look out,
Helen Keller!
E Hadley
Road
Indiana
Overheard by:
Amanda
via Overheard in the
Office, Apr 15, 2008
*Note to self: Start calling people Helen Keller.
Watch
Her Do What, Exactly?
Man on cell: One needs to do two things: Read
Tolstoy and watch Paris
Hilton.
http://lefulelve.freeblog.hu/archives/2008/03/02/2981402/
via Overheard
Everywhere, Apr 4, 2008
But
Yes.
Teen boy #1: You had sex?
Really?
Teen boy #2: Hell yeah, I did.
Teen boy #1:
Was it like West Virginia?
Teen boy #2: Huh?
Teen
boy #1: You know, 'Wild and Wonderful'!
Teen boy #2: ...
Dude, that's gay.
Frederick, Maryland
via Overheard
Everywhere, Feb 20, 2008
Instead
of Making License Plates, Like Usual
Dad to two-year-old daughter, before dropping her off at daycare: What
are you going to do with the other kids today? ... You should teach
them all to be cage-fighters!
Overheard by:
Marci
via Overheard
Everywhere, Feb 8, 2008
The
Uncontrollable Urge to Enter Other People's Conversations, for
Instance
Guy to girl: Hey, remember when my grandfather went through that phase
where he wanted us to be Jewish?
Passerby: It's
overrated.
Guy: ... What?
Passerby: Being Jewish --
it's overrated. There's a lot of baggage.
Public
Gardens
Boston, Massachusetts
via Overheard
Everywhere, Jan 26, 2008
